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The 20 Douchiest Chicago Sports Fans

16. The Matadors

Roots For: Bulls
The United Center is stuck in the '90s (perhaps for good reason). The stadium speakers bump Jock Jams almost exclusively, the lineup is read to a corny light show, and fat dudes dancing like cheerleaders still qualifies as amusing. 

The Matador dance crew "performs" during TV timeouts for the handful of disinterested Bulls fans not staring at their smart phones. For three painful minutes, they'll grovel about to poorly mixed pop songs, hip shake and booty pop to the enjoyment of no one, and then, rather predictably, rip their shirts off to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." It's actually more disgusting than it sounds.

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