Baseball is a pretty awesome game. The sport has a major impact on local economies, underdeveloped nations, and its athletes should be paid a lot of money. OK. With that out of the way, let’s get to what this article is really about: Major League Baseball is a cartel that rips you off, laughs in your face, and doesn't care about anything but your wallet. Why? Because Major League Baseball Thinks You’re Stupid. Read on to find out exactly why MLB thinks you're so dim.