2. Dennis Scott Spazzes
YEAR: July 1997
CAMP: Dennis Scott Basketball Camp (Sterling, Virginia)
COMPLEX SAYS: Whoa! WTF just happened? The bowels of the Internets win again. Amidst drug rumors, Dennis Scott rambled on about his life and contract dispute with the Magic while bumpin' kid-friendly classics like Ready to Die. The camp was canceled and parents were refunded the $200 fee. Classic quote: "Don't ask me for my autograph, ask me to explain the rage that's inside of me!"