Scrub athletes are just another part of the game. They always have been and they always will be. But one of sports' greatest mysteries is how some of these same wack athletes are pulling the hottest girls on the planet, while some superstars settle for ran through well-known jumpoffs. The latest example being Nia Long revealing that her baby's daddy is none other than Ime Udoka (yeah, us neither). After some research, we found out dude is some scrub who last played for the San Antonio Spurs and has started a total of five games since 2007.
In an effort to shed some light on this great injustice (yup, we're salty), we bring you the worst players in their respective sports who somehow hooked the women most could only dream of getting with. From J.J. Barea inexplicably dating a former Miss Universe to an ugliest head candidate bagging the hottest player in the WNBA, we bring you Why Him? The Biggest Scrub Athletes With The Hottest Women. *Cues up the Skee-Lo track*