We fully expect to sit down at our computer screens sometime in the next three days and see Dwight Howard—possibly wearing a Superman cape? Possibly not?—cocking back (pause) and cold-cocking (double pause) some poor, helpless reporter as he yells, Leeeeeeeave meeeeee aloooooone! Okay, so maybe Howard's not going to go that far. But he is getting fed up with reporters asking him about the contract that will allow him to possibly opt out of playing in Orlando after next season in order to go and possibly play in Los Angeles or possibly New York or possibly....Yeah, we get it. That shit would annoy us, too. So tell 'em why you mad, son. [via ESPN]
