Has your love life hit the skids? Next time you’re talking to an attractive man or woman, don’t rely on your natural charm to seal the deal; instead, let the misogynistic, sociopathic, and blood-thirsty characters of Game of Thrones tell you what to say. Courtesy of Some E-Cards, here is a fine collection of pickup lines that will almost ensure you don’t spend the weekends alone anymore. We don’t suggest that you take the advice of the Lannisters, though. That might land you in a padded cell.

[via Some E-Cards]