Not too many people in St. Cloud, Fla. are Spider-Man right now.
According to the St. Cloud Police Department, a man wearing a Spider-Man mask and armed with a machete robbed a Circle K Gas Station early Friday morning. After approaching the counter and demanding money from the cashier, the amoral masked web-slinger escaped, vanishing into the darkness and ruining the sanctity of so many childhood memories.
Authorities say he's still at large.