This week the Internet gave us a weatherman who dined on cat vomit found on the floor, bad kids who whooped the ass of a prankster, plus remixed, weed-themed odes to Hot Pockets as well as birds gone wild. If that wasn't enough for you, there's Rih Rih, Cassie, and a surprising wedding from a former R&B star I assumed swung deep into the other direction. Oh yeah, Azealia Banks, too, because...well, people troll so hard. Learn from the mistakes. Or not. I'll have another recap due soon.