College go-to:  Your roommate's dinner
Adult upgrade: Whipping up a quick stir fry

Yes, your roommate probably shouldn't let her Thai carryout take over the entire shelf. Maybe she was asking for it by leaving a fork in one of the boxes. And OK, the post-it labeling the General Tso chicken as "Mine!" is kind of drooping to the side so could you have known it's hers? It could be yours. You could've drunkenly called Hunan Palace. Grow a conscience, you full-grown human. It's not your food and your roommate doesn't even like you. Cook up this 3-minute stir fry next time hunger and laziness strike and avoid the passive-agressive notes.