The longer you stick with a watering hole, the less you'll be able to relate to its patrons. You won't see the disconnect coming, either. You'll just be twerking it on the dance floor (as you have for the last 29 years) and a bunch of kids will just be snapping iPhone pics and uploading your decrepit, wrinkly ass to Tumblr. The next day you're on, stumble across a headline that reads "25 Pictures of Creepy Old Guys on the Dance Floor," and see a picture of yourself crumpin' in slide No. 3. Don't let that happen. If you're double your bartenders' age plus seven years, find a new spot or just start chugging cough syrup at home. No one wants to become an internet meme.