25 Hilarious Bar Signs

Get to laughing before you even buy a drink.

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With so many watering holes, how do you choose the one you'll settle your ass into a stool at? Each bar is different, and bars place signs (usually chalkboards) are sometimes an establishment's way to draw us in. 

Because first impressions are clutch, and these bars' signs had us chuckling, we'd surely go in and try a pint at these fine (and possibly strange) establishments.

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A Night's Progression

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That One Yelp Reviewer

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Witty and Thought-Provoking

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Subliminal Messaging

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It's All in the Name

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This Bar Is Here to Help

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The Loneliness of the Inventor of the High-Five

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False Advertising

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Serving Women

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Bad Decisions, Made Together

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Creeper

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Batman

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1 in 365

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What a Trip

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All the Booze

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Chalk Shortage

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Eating Salad

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Special Offer

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Soup of the Day

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"I Love it When You Call Me Large Father"

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Facts

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It's Like Cheers

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Specialist

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Egg

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Air Guitar

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