Jimmy Kimmel followed up the Oscars with an incredible roster of nominees and other stars, including Jessica Chastain, Bryan Cranston, Oprah, Jude Law, John Krasinski, Rachel Weisz, and Topher Grace. They star in Kimmel's Movie: The Movie 2V, a very good spoof of the disaster/vampire/supernatural movies Hollywood has been slinging at us.
Cranston is an armless piano savant. Krasinski sees his parents murdered and turns into The Shrimp. Oprah is the president. Bradley Cooper is a "handsome inspirational teacher from a low-income public school." Kerry Washington is the "nerdy girl who takes off her glasses and becomes super hot."
Wolf Blitzer makes a cameo in the middle of the disaster movie trailer. "For those of you just joining us, we are all going to die. Tweet us your doomsday thoughts @wolfblitzer #Sexpocolypse."
Jason Schwartzman shows up as a robot. Salma Hayek is Oscar-baiting with a performance as a nurse caring for a soldier played by...Salma Hayek! Matt Damon does groundbreaking motion capture work. There's also a giant Channing Tatum.
We would totally watch this movie.