If this list isn't besmerching Santa's good name enough for you, we encourage a viewing of Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thorton does his best to make Santa's jolliness look less like a bowl full of jelly and more like a flask full of whiskey, and Lauren Graham, as Sue, makes the naughty list seem like a glorious place to be.

We're intrigued by a any woman who will go shot for shot with someone who resembles a bum in a Santa suit, and Sue does just that. Of course, that's in addition to dragging Santa to a car for a quickie and making him stay in costume while doing so.