Martin Lawrence doesn't want to live in his Beverly Hills mansion any longer, so you can take up residence there. What are the specs, you ask? 13,900 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 9.5 baths (what's the half for, a gnome? Zing!), and a movie theater with a concession stand.
Yes, a full-on movie theater. Too good to be true, right? Right. The theater only shows Martin Lawrence movies. This is not necessarily a bad thing, because Blue Streak was a hell of a movie.
Nope, we will not use this space to make a Big Momma's House joke, it's too easy. And maybe we saw the first one in theaters but totally didn't want to. Someone kind of tricked us into going without really telling us what it was, and we definitely didn't laugh—not even once.