19. Viewtiful Joe

GAME: Viewtiful Joe (GameCube, 2003)
"Henshin a go go"? What does that even mean, Henshin a go go? It might not be that bad if he just said it once in the game and left it at that, but he says it SEVERAL times and adds a little Vince Vaughn-esque "baby" at the end of it to make him REALLY sound like an asshole. The game might have been dope, but the title character needed to go. He was the worst thing about it. All that ability to speed up time, and he never sped up the part where he cheesed like a tanning-salon owner. Seriously, dude is the gaming version of Poochie the Dog.