We doubt MacGruber will be able to get out of the mess that will be his movie.

It's official: MacGruber is set to be the first Saturday Night Live character to get a movie adaptation since Tim Meadows' The Ladies Man flopped in the box office nearly a decade ago. Will Forte's cinematic spoof of the non-violent, survivalist MacGyver character is still a ways away, but we're already cringing in anticipation. It's not that we don't love to see good SNL skits turned into feature length films (see: The Blues Brothers and Wayne's World), it's just that most of the time five minutes of funny doesn't stretch into 90 minutes of hilarity. More importantly, a lot of these skits weren't that hilarious to begin with (cough, A Night at the Roxbury, cough-cough, Superstar, cough).

To be honest, we haven't watched SNL live on the boob tube since we discovered how much more entertaining vagina is on a Saturday night, but if we're gonna have to see more sketch characters given the Hollywood treatment, we're confident we can pick far superior ones. Not only could we make some bangin' movies, but we also might save a few careers in the process (you're welcome, Eddie Murphy). Keep reading for Complex's top ten SNL skits that would be cinematic sure shots...

CHARACTERS: Hans and Franz
ACTORS: Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon
MOVIE PITCH: When the muscle-bound duo take a trip to Venice Beach, they find they've fallen in love with the same woman. How will their friendship and spotting partnership be affected when they're both trying to pump up the same chick?

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CHARACTER: Mr. Robinson
ACTOR: Eddie Murphy
MOVIE PITCH: The host of Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood finds out how quickly kids grow up in the hood when he tries to open a day care center in his home. Will he be able to make his youngins act their age before babies start making babies on his couch?

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CHARACTER: The Lunch Lady
ACTORS: Adam Sandler and Chris Farley
MOVIE PITCH: Aside from when her mole hairs infiltrate a casserole, the lunch lady is the most overlooked and unappreciated person in high schools across the country. Expect this to change after our heroine in a hair net foils an al Qaeda plot to poison Sloppy Joe's nationwide.

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CHARACTERS: The Ambiguously Gay Duo
ACTORS: Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell
MOVIE PITCH: The crime-fighting duo that creeps up on evildoers from behind are balls deep in danger when they go undercover to break up a marijuana ring at a Mavado and Bounty Killer show. "Rob dem battyman? No, we're not Batman and Robin, we're Ace and Gary!"

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CHARACTERS: The Spartan Cheerleaders
ACTORS: Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri
MOVIE PITCH: The obnoxiously peppy duo high-kick into action when the Spartan Cheerleaders are forced to compete in a cheer competition in hopes of winning the cash prize to pay for Cheri Oteri's boob job. Know what this calls for? The perfect cheer!

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CHARACTER: The Church Lady
ACTOR: Dana Carvey
MOVIE PITCH: The Church Lady, a strictly religious and judgmental old woman, is forced to re-examine her life when her only son comes home for holidays as a woman. Goddamn, that sounds like a funny premise!

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CHARACTER: Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
ACTOR: Chris Farley
MOVIE PITCH: When the youngest Palin daughter gets impregnated by her 16-year-old moose-hunting boyfriend, Todd and Sarah decide to have a sit-down with their kids. Life won't be so damned funny when they're living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE BERING SEA!

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CHARACTER: Phillip the Hyper-Hypo Kid
ACTOR: Mike Myers
MOVIE PITCH: While hanging out at a playground unsupervised, Phillip, a hyperactive, hypoglycemic child gets introduced to crystal meth. And you thought kids were crazy on a sugar high!

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CHARACTER: Mango
ACTOR: Chris Kattan
MOVIE PITCH: Mango, the effeminate dancer and universal object of infatuation, throws Washington D.C. for a loop when he's hired to be a ballroom dance partner at a "family values" Republican fundraiser and has so many feet tapping under his bathroom stall it looks like a scene out of West Side Story.

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CHARACTER: The Continental
ACTOR: Christopher Walken
MOVIE PITCH: Walken plays a creeper who baits women into his apartment under false pretenses and blocks their exit. When he discovers that one of his pretty young things is running crying game on him, will he be able to escape sexual domination?

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