Fresh off of winning four Grammys this past January, Macklemore has picked up an important new social topic to rap about: Bathroom etiquette. In the Instagram video above, the Seattle rapper offers his personal tutorial on proper toilet etiquette. He delivers the message with a Jamaican accent, then shouts "Shabba" at the end, because this is the exact co-sign Shabba Ranks was hoping for. Please, Macklemore, leave the tribute music to A$AP Ferg.
He also left a message in the Instagram post on why he felt compelled to post this video, which you can read below. Clearly, music isn't the only thing Macklemore has had ten thousand hours to practice.
ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!...IM OUT!!!
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