"If your stripper name 'Porscha' and you get tips from many men/Then your fat friend, her nickname is 'Minivan.'"
Song: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" (2005)
Album: Late Registration
Conscious Or Ign'ant?: Ign'ant
How fitting that in his most daringly political song, Kanye placed one of his most proudly infantile lyrics, as if to verify that behind every socially significant action a lewd afterthought lurks. Such is the nature of man—or at least this man. Let's be honest though, 'Ye: Any stripper with the nerve to call herself "Minivan" is bound to clock serious tips.