Victim: J.R. Smith
Date: May 16, 2013

Rihanna's been spotted with the Knicks' J.R. Smith out on the town post-playoff games. When a fan tried to blame her for his performance since their night out, she responded via Instagram. She didn't come for the fan so much as she ethered Smith, calling him a "desert thirsty n****." Desert thirsty? That's a new level of thirst.