12. Prodigy "Keep it Thoro" (2000)
Label: Relativity Records
Producer: The Alchemist
As perfect as "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills" is, nothing tops "I throw a TV at you crazy." Nothing. No wonder the bitches call Prodigy crazy because only a crazy person would throw a TV at someone. Plus in 2000, Prodigy would have been tossing CRT televisions, which are much heavier and more awkward to grip and heave. We admire his insanity, brute strength, and creativity. Alchemist provides one of his most classic beats, allowing Prodigy to really focus on touting his TV-throwing skills. Remember, when throwing TVs, lift with your knees, not your back.
This Song Also Makes Us Want To: Invade Best Buy and Throw All Types of TVs All Types of Crazy