28. "The New Workout Plan" (2004)

Director: Director X, Kanye West
Album: The College Dropout

The video "hoe-fessionals," as they call themselves, chit-chat all about their new come-ups in the intro to Kanye's "The New Workout Plan" video. In the fake infomercial, Kanye gives ladies the instructional, and comedic, directions to land themselves a baller significant other and become the ultimate trophy wife. Complete with obstacle courses, an Anna Nicole Smith cameo, and Fonzworth Bentley's remix clip, this video is a circus of fitness raps and visuals.