Ink My Body Redux: 40 Rap Stan Tattoo Fails

Peace to MediaTakeOut—and their intrusive watermark. We couldn't have said it better. This person obviously hasn't been following Foxy's career as of late.

One, why is the "or" in "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" not aligned with the rest of the words? Two, what are the chances that when this dude looks at this tat ten years from now, he'll have the same look on his face as Curtis?

Definitely not how you bring Tupac back.

Or Biggie for that matter.

This will teach anyone out there who thinks they're colder than Ice Cube.

Hey buddy, you misspelled "U-God's Dick Was Here."

For anyone who doesn't know who Nicki Minaj is, they're just going to think this person is a slore.

The Black Frank White is looking more like the Black Al Capone in this one.

Why does Dr. Dre have a scar on his face?

Dre 2201.

Umm...

We wish 50 would just shoot the artist who made this monstrosity, as well as the person who got it on their skin.

Damn, we didn't even know they had crayon tattoos.

Sure, this girl will live the rest of her life with a tattoo on her torso that looks like a kindergarten kid's connect-the-dots drawing of Lil Wayne. But on the bright side, she'll also never be eligible for a job in corporate America.

Guess we aren't the only ones who wondered what Paul Wall would look like if he joined the Insane Clown Posse.

Oh shit, we love stencil tattoos!

Damn homie, in high school you was man homie. Fuck happened to you?

Which bitch you know got fans getting tattoos, that look nothing like her, off a mixtape?

Waka in a diaper? Shitted on 'em!

See kids, there are adverse effects to smoking marijuana. Like convincing yourself Michael Jordan once played for the Chicago Taylor Gangs.

Damn, was that first Wu logo just dipping a toe in the pool?

Okay, Nicki you win. You have the most obsessed fans. But damn, they don't know shit about finding a decent tattoo artist.

If you're a big enough of a fan of Tupac Shakur to get a tattoo of him, then you ought to know that no one ever spelled his name with a hyphen. Also, are those bullets or disembodied dongs? Because we don't think you'll find either in heaven.

As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize this was the worst tattoo idea ever.

This is actually kind of clever. If the day ever comes when Nicki Minaj is not hot, Nidei Mjaj could be an old girlfriend?

If you're getting a tattoo of Drizzy, shouldn't you at least get one that kind of looks like him and not like Encyclopedia Brown in a pimp fur?

When keeping it ironic goes wrong.

Okay, enough of this. If you really want to prove how much of a Biggie fan you were, for the love of all that's decent, please don't get a tattoo like this of him. You're ruining his legacy worse than that stupid duets album.

Why is one of Nicki's eyes so far from her nose?

Not that his catalog is crazy or anything, but is this really the best song you could come up with for a Will Smith tattoo?

Lil Wayne x the Mad Hatter? Hey, at least this isn't as bad as that Weezy Face Birthday Cake.

These girls do realize that by joining Team Breezy they're essentially co-signing beating up women, right? And no, we didn't forget that Chris Brown beats women just because "Deuces" was the jam.

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with...from behind!

Is that the real Slim Shady? With a bandana like that, it looks more like the real Daniel-san. #NoJaden

Oh, Jesus. Fuckin' sit-ups, how do they work?

No Katt Williams, we salute you for gettin' a chick you probably one-nighted to tat you on her back. And yes, Katt is technically a rapper. Also, yes, that tattoo is life-sized.

...we stand corrected.

We can hardly think of a worse place to get a tattoo of ODB...

Finally, a tattoo that's actually worse than Game's butterfly.

Is it just us, or does Pac look like a mole in this tattoo? STRICTLY FOR MY D.I.G.G.A.Z.!