A couple of weeks ago, MC Hammer took offense to Jay-Z verse on Kanye West's "So Appalled," which Jay poked fun at Hammer's well-documented financial problems while boasting about his own riches. Hammer's umbrage surprised us nearly as much as his zebra Speedo, mainly because plenty of rappers have name-dropped the Oakland MC in their rhymes over the years, with the mentions ranging from nice to some not-so-nice. That's why we felt that it was time to put together Don't Hurt 'Em: Our 25 Favorite Lyrics About MC Hammer, taking a look back at some of our favorite MC Hammer references. STOP! HAMMER TIME!






doctor octagon October 12th, 2010 at 01:56 AM
3rd bass dissed hammer 'cos he dissed run dmc. they we're riding w/ def jam jackass btw how is hammer going to diss run dmc. research assholes is key. also congrats on finding the gayest 3rd bass photo ever.
Serçuk October 12th, 2010 at 01:25 PM
thanks for sharring..
Yawn October 12th, 2010 at 02:14 PM
Got bored clicking at page 7. Maybe you should have each word on a separate page? How about each letter?
Humpty Dumpty October 12th, 2010 at 04:03 PM
How can you leave out Digital Underground from this list?? "People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty"...
steve October 12th, 2010 at 06:39 PM
Lots of terrible rappers on your list. And you forgot Masta Ace: "You're sickenin' like Hammer when he danced for chicken"
J-town October 13th, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Ice Cube - True to the Game - second verse. Serious oversight from an incredible Album (Death Certificate).