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Don’t Hurt ’Em: Our 25 Favorite Lyrics About MC Hammer


A couple of weeks ago, MC Hammer took offense to Jay-Z verse on Kanye West's "So Appalled," which Jay poked fun at Hammer's well-documented financial problems while boasting about his own riches. Hammer's umbrage surprised us nearly as much as his zebra Speedo, mainly because plenty of rappers have name-dropped the Oakland MC in their rhymes over the years, with the mentions ranging from nice to some not-so-nice. That's why we felt that it was time to put together Don't Hurt 'Em: Our 25 Favorite Lyrics About MC Hammer, taking a look back at some of our favorite MC Hammer references. STOP! HAMMER TIME!

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    doctor octagon October 12th, 2010 at 01:56 AM

    3rd bass dissed hammer 'cos he dissed run dmc. they we're riding w/ def jam jackass btw how is hammer going to diss run dmc. research assholes is key. also congrats on finding the gayest 3rd bass photo ever.

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    Serçuk October 12th, 2010 at 01:25 PM

    thanks for sharring..

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    Yawn October 12th, 2010 at 02:14 PM

    Got bored clicking at page 7. Maybe you should have each word on a separate page? How about each letter?

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    Humpty Dumpty October 12th, 2010 at 04:03 PM

    How can you leave out Digital Underground from this list?? "People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty"...

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    steve October 12th, 2010 at 06:39 PM

    Lots of terrible rappers on your list. And you forgot Masta Ace: "You're sickenin' like Hammer when he danced for chicken"

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    J-town October 13th, 2010 at 05:47 PM

    Ice Cube - True to the Game - second verse. Serious oversight from an incredible Album (Death Certificate).

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