Bloody Seattle Man Tells Police He Was Attacked By Leprechauns

Bloody Seattle Man Tells Police He Was Attacked By Leprechauns

Fuck zombiesleprechauns appear to be the next threat facing the nation. Seattle police responded to the report of a bar fight last Saturday to find a bloodied man clutching his head and screaming his pain. When asked who did this to him, he offered a shocking answer: “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”

Yes, leprechauns are out of season, but the man claims a group of pissed off little guys beat him down for dancing with a woman at the bar. The man was taken to a hospital, and police have not made any arrests as of yet.

Leprechaun violence isn’t far-fetched, especially if you’ve seen Leprechaun in the Hood. Leprechauns are presumably expert fugitives, you know, where their being small and all.

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 [via Gawker]

Tags: seattle, leprechauns, assault
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