Everyone has their own agenda, including the sea of people that have converged to the ostensibly highfalutin moral-eating and too-cool-for-Whole-Foods grocery shopping sensation that is Trader Joe’s. And sure, you may be in an idyllic world where all food is reasonably priced and a sensible health option, you're going to have to battle the masses (or at least the masses that are basically one big Portlandia casting call)  to make it out alive, wasabi peanuts in hand.

But the alert, smart, and quick-footed can master this feat, though with what degree of self-awareness? To help you along your journey, Complex's Department of Retail Anthropology is proud to present:

The Ten Types of People That Shop at Trader Joe’s. Godspeed you, good shoppers.