Address: 1532 North Capitol St. NW
Nobody working at Eastern speaks much English, and it’s the dustiest carryout in existence. That said, Eastern’s wings fall in the upper echelon of fast food chicken, a realm only inhabited by big dogs like KFC, Bojangles’, and Popeye’s. Combine that with some quality, barbeque-heavy mumbo sauce and you have the perfect carryout experience. There’s an Eastern in practically every neighborhood in the D.C./Maryland area, but this location is my favorite.