Tomi Lahren Tells ‘Snowflakes’ How to Keep a Job, Conveniently Forgets That Time She Got Fired

Tomi Lahren, who knows a thing or two about not holding down a job, actually tried to pull off an employment lecture on Twitter.

Tomi Lahren, among other things, doesn't believe that the recent student-led protest during Vice President Mike Pence's attempt at a commencement speech occurred within the confines of the reality we all currently inhabit. Lahren unleashed her theory on Twitter Sunday, linking to—what else?—a fucking Fox News article about Pence's fitting Notre Dame welcome:

Snowflakes think this kind of crap will fly in the real world? Good luck holding a job, kids!

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) May 22, 2017

There's a lot going on here. First of all, the Pence protest most certainly occurred in the real world. Furthermore, protesting a VP has absolutely nothing to do with obtaining and "holding" a job. Also, as a large sector of the internet immediately reminded Lahren, a splash of self-awareness would have served this tweet well:

Honors student ms from Notre Dame. Seems to me like they well be just fine. Aren't you unemployed??

— Paul R. Giunta (@paulrgiunta) May 22, 2017

Lahren sued TheBlaze founder Glenn Beck in April, alleging that she had been fired in retaliation for her claims of being pro-choice. That suit was later settled, according to the Dallas Morning News.

But back to these tweets:

Hold on...didnt you get fired for not agreeing with your boss....

— Ivette the very stable genius (@spramp08) May 22, 2017

Yes, you know better than anyone that you can lose a job at any time

— david moye (@dmoyeweirdnews) May 22, 2017

— antonio (@antoniodelotero) May 22, 2017

*Tomi Lahren tries to give career advice from the unemployment line*

Recent College Grad:

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) May 22, 2017

How did you do holding onto your job?

— james (@taterthot_56) May 22, 2017

Do you even have a job?

— Matthew (@ohgoditsmatthew) May 22, 2017

how's collecting unemployment going?

— 🇺🇦 Jim White (@jimw81) May 22, 2017

According to USA Today, Lahren now has a new job with Great America Alliance. As its improbably clunky name suggests, this "alliance" is a nonprofit focused on building grassroots support for that guy who used to be on the Apprentice or whatever.

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