Person Asking Which Biblical Stories You'd Want to See Play Out IRL Prompts Hilarious Memes

A lot of people want to place outlandish bets on David and Goliath's fight.

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The Bible has countless stories from which readers can learn, but when people on social media were asked which biblical situations they would like to see play out in person they, understandably, took the moment to share some memes.

On Tuesday, January 30, a simple tweet from user @thespicexqueen garnered a lot of attention after they posed a simple question. "What biblical story/situation do you wish you could've seen play out in person?" they asked. With so many stories to choose from, people almost immediately started cracking jokes.

Perhaps one of the most popular suggestions is the battle between David and Goliath, with many suggesting the stacked odds against David would make for a hefty payday.

me after winning my +8000 odds bet on the david vs. goliath fight.

— covi. 🎈 (@ayocovi) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @ayocovi

Me after David killed Goliath with the slingshot

— πŸ‘‘Young MasterπŸ‘‘ (@GumboGoon) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @GumboGoon

Another popular suggestion was Jesus Christ turning water into wine, because that just sounds like a good time for everyone involved.

Me after watchin Jesus turn water to wine with my own eyes:

— Perc Warner (@caiden__cook) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @caiden__cook

me on my fifth glass of Cabernet after Jesus got the function lit and turned water into

— Nya Simone (@nyasimoneg) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @nyasimoneg

Others just wanted to see Jesus himself offering up some miracles.

The paralyzed man after Jesus told him to pick up his bed and walk!

— Ⓜ️ Bearded Thanos 🦍 (@iStalkPhatGirls) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @iStalkPhatGirls

Me seeing Jesus out in public after the resurrection

— πŸ₯‡ (@ThatsLudaChriss) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @ThatsLudaChriss

Of course, many wanted to witness the messiness first-hand, whether it be Jesus revealing someone's going to betray him at The Last Supper, or Adam and Eve getting kicked out of Eden.

The Last Supper, cause when Jesus started talking about the fake friends at the table I would’ve been right behind Him like this:

— Mo 🌹 (@flwrchldtweets) January 30, 2024
Twitter: @flwrchldtweets

The last supper.

β€œOne of you will betray me”
Me at the table:

— Spicy Sprite (@lovitaalize) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @lovitaalize

there’s a few but this at the top of the list.

— Baked Mayfield (@four5six_) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @four5six_

Me eavesdropping on Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the garden of Eden.

— ShadπŸ’» (@ShadTheGoddd) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @ShadTheGoddd

Adam to Eve after getting kicked out the garden of eden

— AMPS 🏁 (@Mr_Amps) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @Mr_Amps

Check out some other examples of biblical stories people wanna see for real below.

I just wanna see how David was dancing lol. πŸ˜‚

— πŸͺ»πΊπ‘œπ‘‘’𝑠 π‘“π‘Žπ‘£π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘‘π‘’...𝑬𝑿𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬πŸͺ» (@Kayla_H_650) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @Kayla_H_650

God and Abraham

— Meech Arlert (@DemetriusHarmon) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @DemetriusHarmon

Me, when I see Samson walk into the kick it spot, wit a low fade on his head:

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @GeorgeFoster72

Jonah trying to explain to his wife where he’d been:

— βš‡ πšπš‘πšŽ πš™πš‘πšŠπš—πšπš˜πš– πš–πšŽπš—πšŠπšŒπšŽ. (@SmirkReads) January 31, 2024
Twitter: @SmirkReads

Twitter: @tsnmknd

Them boys in the Walls of Jericho hearing the trumpets:

— WAV KING (@wavgawd) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @wavgawd

Me walking past a mermaid after Moses split the sea

— Musakisi (@__sugarvenom) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @__sugarvenom

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