Ivanka Trump, you done did it now, girl. The incredibly unremarkable daughter of the accused and admitted sexual assailant, Donald J. Trump, has chosen to add her voice to the celebrities who have joined together to combat sexual harassment. No need to wrack your brain—this doesn't make any sense. Nonetheless, it's important for you to at least see where she's coming from.
As you can see, Ivanka used our future president Oprah's wildly popular Golden Globes speech as a point of entry, then weaseled her way into supporting Time's Up, an entertainment industry initiative created specifically to fight back against gender inequality and sexual misconduct. So, what the fuck exactly does Ivanka think she's doing? Is she trolling us? How could you fix your fingers to say something you wouldn't even say to your own skeezy father? How you gon' win when you ain't right within?
Thankfully, I'm not the only one who feels some type of way about Mini Dotard inserting herself into a conversation she has no business participating in. Allow me to present some of the best celebrity reactions to Ivanka making a fucking fool of herself:
ew go away— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 9, 2018
Great! You can make a lofty donation to the Time's Up Legal Defense Fund that is available to support your father's accusers.https://t.co/A8HCVa715v— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) January 9, 2018
She really tried it, purchased it, and took it home! WOW https://t.co/hgkM9ZNSI3— Shamir (@ShamirBailey) January 9, 2018
time is up vanky for u - daddy and jared - oprah knows - so do we ... awaken child - now or never - u have 3 babies woman ♥️❤️♥️ try harder— ROSIE (@Rosie) January 9, 2018
Sweet, sweet accountability. I love this song.