There’s a lot going on with this JohnUNDERCOVER coat. It’s got several different fabrics going on, four pockets, mismatched buttons, insulated nylon side gussets and rear sleeve panels, a shooting shoulder and, when you wear it, your awkward body inside of it. That’s a lot for one coat to deal with. Thankfully this coat can probably handle it. Your lifestyle, on the other hand, may not accommodate such a nice coat. You can only wear this coat while eating fast food in your car on the drive home from work, like, three times before JohnUNDERCOVER himself shows up and takes it away from you. All you’re left with is some paperwork stamped, “REPOSSESSED FOR INADEQUATE LIFESTYLE”
