Peeing Like A Normal Adult Human

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These are some super relaxed, nice wool trousers from Margiela. I'm all in on these because they have both a drawstring and a zipper fly. A lot of times you've got these dope drawstring pants, but when you gotta go to the bathroom you're forced to pull down the front of your pants like you're a kid pissing on his own for the first time. This way, you can retain whatever tiny scraps of dignity you have left by peeing like a normal adult human. Just make sure you don't tuck your T-shirt in to show off the signature stitch on the back. You're better than that.

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