Check out this very plain and simple Wood Wood jacket. The only thing you have to worry about is making sure you never tell your jackass friends what the "WW" stands for because they will most definitely spend the rest of the day sending you eggplant couplets. The only thing you'll be able to do is be like, "Are you so insecure that even the word "wood" sparks you into to think about dicks?" And they'll just respond with pictures of Pepe while you're trying your hardest to care about paying attention in the weekly status update meeting. So, what I'm saying is, your friends are very immature, but also very adept at driving you crazy at work.
