Hey, do you guys want a coat to wear so you too can get comments under a photo of you saying things like, "How is that guy even comfortable? I get that it's fashion, but c'mon fam, I couldn't wear anything other than a T-shirt and shorts today"? And then someone else comments, "That's a Marni linen blend topcoat and it was raining earlier." And then the original commenter responds, "EAT A DICK. STILL TOO HOT TO WEAR A COAT. ALL THESE GUYS ARE GETTING FUCKING FAT TOO." So yeah, cop this Marni coat and people will call you fat and sweaty on the Internet too.
