The Best And Worst Dressed (And Most Heavily On Drugs) At The 2015 CFDA Awards

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Gigi and Bella Hadid

Gigi recently turned 20, which is firmly in the zone of me still being hesitant to say anything about her figure. But she looks hot *punches self in the dick*.

Chrissy Teigen

John Legend's beautiful and funny wife showed up looking like a sadder and more suggestive version of the flying nun.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Voted "Most Likely to Vape" during their senior year of high school, when no one even knew what vaping was. Trendsetters. All hail the goth queens.

Karlie Kloss

How deep can a neckline plunge? We'll allow anything on Karlie Kloss, even when it's "J.Lo at the Grammys" low. I think you can actually go deeper, girl. You know, just something to shoot for next year.

Kimye

When your pregnancy, step-father's gender transition and new sneakers rule the 20something news cycle for a solid 24 hours, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Zachary Quinto

New Spock is a very well-dressed celebrity, but me thinks the midnight tuxedo died off two red carpets ago, man.

Public School

The boys didn't take home any big awards last night, probably because they've already won everything there is to win. But they looked solid as always in black tuxes and creeper-like dress shoes to keep things decidedly "reads Four Pins once."

Janelle Monae

Janelle may be the most consistent red carpet performer and last night was no different. We should just crown her always best-dressed to be honest.

Hamish Bowles and Victoria Beckham

Two unimpeachable figures for totally different reasons.

Jenna Lyons

I wonder why people have been saying Jenna's personal brand has been a problem at J.Crew. A blazer-jumpsuit hybrid may be a little too edgy for the public, don't you think?

Shayne Oliver

Shayne and Hood By Air took home the Swarovski Award for emerging talent in menswear. Well deserved, if I do say so myself, and this is the type of weirdly fire look that totally works at an awards show like this.

Marc Jacobs

At this point, Marc Jacobs can really just do whatever the fuck he wants. Bring back the kilts, homie.

The Fat Jew

The first step of red carpets: Bring the shit you need to plug. In this case, a bottle of rosé that will not only get you drunk, but also bump personal brand awareness.

Richard Chai and Joe Jonas

What's also a strong look for your brand? Show up with a very famous person wearing your clothes. Just a solid strategy, ya know?

Anna Wintour and Bee Schaffer

I feel like when the pressure isn't on, Anna is actually super fun and cool. Like, she slams drinks and makes jokes about Terry Richardson, but everyone is so afraid of her when she's working that none of the cool stories get outside the circle of trust. Anyway, FLORALS FOR SPING!

Betsey Johnson

You can almost feel the LSD still kicking around in Betsey Johnson's brain stem from here.

Diane von Furstenberg

I think I mention this every time I see DVF, but did you know she was an actual princess and she left it all behind to do fashion? Although, I do feel she should just wear the wrap dress design everywhere she goes since she invented that shit. She seems like your old grandma who is way cooler than anyone in your family so you always hang out with her at family gatherings because she tells off-color stories and jokes.

Thom Browne

The original short-suit legend, Thom Browne is here to make sure you're aware of just how much he works out his calves.

The Orleys

Knitwear and leisure trio, the Orleys didn't bring home any hardware, but it's still the early days for the brand and they'll probably rake a few in before you can even start complaining that they always win everything. So, yeah, the Public School career arch.

Tom Ford

TF took home the big menswear award of the night and also brought home an honorary kilo of cocaine to celebrate.

Juliana Margulies and Michael Kors

Meanwhile, Michael Kors tried to sneak in as Tom Ford, but security shut that shit down real quick.

Di Mundo

Remember "The Most Photographed Man"? Well, this is him wearing sheer pants. I don't want to think about what would happen if that jacket were to come off. Just, like, fuck this guy forever man *shakes head so hard it pops off neck*.

The Ovadias and Victor Cruz

This set of matching get-ups is pretty solid: T-shirts under suits, complete with patent leather Jordans instead of typical patent leather dress shoes. It's cool without being annoying about it, much like the Ovadia signature aesthetic.

Billy Reid

God damn, Billy is just so fucking terminally chill. Be my dad though?