Listen, I've just convinced myself that I need a pair of tapered cargo pants before I can really enjoy the impending summer. Like, I bought these dope moccasin-like shoes and I feel like some tapered cargos would go really set them off, ya know? Also, cargo pockets are dope for keeping a tiny bottle of sparkling water and a terry cloth towel accessible at all times. You never know when you need to rehydrate and mop the sweat off your brow. And, sure, you could just drape the towel over your shoulder, but that maneuver is only viable if you're posted up somewhere, not walking around. No one wants to wipe sweat off their brow with a towel that fell on the same sidewalk that expensive designer dogs piss on. Anyhow, I'm gonna cop these Wings + Horns cargos (available in both grey and navy) so when you see me in the street and you're feeling a little dehydrated, hit me the fuck up, fam. I'll give you a sip of Pellegrino like the Good Samaritan I am.
