The equally everlasting and utterly delusional "NBA players are stylish" discussion continues as NBA All-Star Weekend will host the first ever NBA fashion show this Friday, produced by LeBron James and airing on TNT this Saturday, February 14th.
The creatively and cumbersomely titled "NBA All-Star All-Style" will consist of NBA players walking the runway alongside models like Chanel Iman and Erin Heatherton for three rounds dubbed, "dressing for the boardroom, a night out and attire worn to the game." Who will be walking? DeMarcus Cousins, Zach LaVine, Klay Thompson, James Harden and the NBA's "Most Handsome Star" Chandler Parsons. Noted ass eating jokester Shaquille O'Neal will be MC'ing with Kevin Hart serving as host, but more importantly is the esteemed panel of judges (because, um, fashion shows have judges?): Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, WNBA star Elena Delle Donne and her must needed female perspective, GQ's Will Welch and, the man himself, John Elliott will all lend their hammers of justice to the affair.
If you want to see all of this nonsense go down in what is sure to be the shitshow of the century, tune into TNT at 6:30pm EST this Saturday. I mean, it's not like you were invited to any fashion shows or anything.