You guys ever go to Niagara Falls? Maybe somewhere similar? Anyways, you can take a boat ride almost directly underneath the falls and I remember my parents busted out the disposable clear plastic ponchos when we went. At first, I was decidedly not thrilled. But then I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a window and that poncho was definitely complimenting my preexisting fit. Not only was I dry as a bone on that boat ride, but I was stunting on all the other passengers who didn't have strong enough underlying fits to pull off their plastic ponchos. This poncho from the Barbour x White Mountaineering is way better than a plastic poncho. It'll be more breathable, has a very dope pocket assortment and is indigo, the greatest color of all time. But don't let that lull you into a false sense of security. Your underlying outfit still has to be strong or else everyone will just say, "He's got money, but no taste."