Do you have a pet that you attempt to project all of your interests onto even if they hate it? Like, I always wanted my tiny dog to love the outdoors and carry sticks he found on the ground, but he wasn't having any of that shit. He would always just chill on the deck and bask in the sun. And when my mom wanted to dress him up in a dope sweater for holiday parties, he would not be fucking with it even in the slightest. I'd be all like, "Yo dawg, you're looking good. Don't you want to be fresh?" It was clear my sense of style did not rub off on him.
Anyhow, Racked took some of the great pets of Instagram, who inevitably have a thousand million more followers than you do and estimated their fashion sense if they were actually humans in one of the greatest, most useless expenditures of energy the Internet has ever seen. These pets, who are more famous and probably better looking than you, do not surprisingly also have much better taste.
Menswear Dog would hit up Odin for Maison Kitsune oxfords and Thom hoodies, while Marnie The Dog would embarrass her entire family in her DVF wrap dress. It would truly be a sad state of affairs since she's gotten up there in age and can't handle her booze. Regardless, this is a primer on the most important aspect of owning a pet: establishing their taste level. Don't let your swaglessness be reflected in your animal counterpart.
