We are not normal people. The way we look at clothes with longing stares and filthy thoughts in the back of our heads, it's straight up fucking disgusting. But that's what happens when fire product exists in this world, especially when it comes to bomber jacket variations. Like, this Wings + Horns joint isn't a huge departure from the typical, but the quilted pattern and the pockets are decent differentiators. It's also insulated with Primaloft, which, like Gore-Tex, is a brand name for a scientifically efficient insulator developed for the United States Army back in the '80s. They drop that shit in comforters and pillows and all those nice homewares your mom loves to buy. Primaloft's slogan is even "Warmer, Drier, Softer." That should literally be the slogan for my life because I am the softest human being on the planet. And, in this thing, I would not only be softer, but—wait for it—warmer and drier.
