What it says: Either the tops of your ears are super sensitive to the sun, or you're the last person to move on from a trend (and probably the last to adopt, too). Buckets are cool but let's face it, their twilight is upon them. It's always good to have a dope go-to option for when you're spending a full day in the sun and need maximum protection, but it's a tough item to pull off if you're just trying to casually stunt.