The truth? You set yourself up for failure by wearing these horrible slogan tees. They give off the vibe that you're very into your self-proclaimed wittiness but instead you might be some 40-year-old who lives in his mom's basement and knows obscure ancillary characters in the Star Wars universe. Or you're a douchebag who thinks women are simple enough to obey a T-shirt's command.
Lame slogan tees