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For a lot of people, Coachella offers the chance to shed societal restrictions and let their freak flag fly. This, of course, means that dudes dress up ridiculously and are forever enshrined on the Internet. The festival has been around long enough where we know what to expect when you take a break from the music and take a look at the crowds.
And it's not always pretty. Whether they carefully thought out their outfits weeks in advance, or threw on the brightest clothing they owned in a Molly-fueled frenzy, these are The 10 Types of Outfits You'll See at Coachella This Weekend.
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The "Will Die of an MDMA Overdose" Outfit
Key Items: Speedo; fanny pack full of pills; beaded cuffs.
The "Old Guy Who Still Raves" Outfit
Key Items: Glow in the dark accessories; tattoos he regrets; lack of shame.
The "Ironically Patriotic" Outfit
Key Items: All American-flag everything; shame of being an American when abroad.
The "Fratty Dude Trying to Be Different" Outfit
Key Items: Collegiate hats; plaid shirts; wacky accessories; lite beers.
The "EDM Nerd Who Will Try to Attract Girls With Technological Fashion" Outfit
Key Items: Bright lights; DIY Technology; Attraction to EDM Girls.
The "Part-Time Model" Outfit
Key Items: Gauzy, drapey shirt; beard; hair product.
The "Haunts Your Dreams" Outfit
Key Items: Dead eyes; terrifying facial hair; animal costume.
The "LAX Bro" Outfit
Key Items: Fake Wayfarers; lacrosse pinnie; cargo shorts; thinking "swag" is still a thing.
The "Hipster Hippie" Outfit
Key Items: Face paint; ethnic jewelry; his parents' paying for his flight; the smug realization that he has money and hippies don't.
The "I'm at Coachella to Have My Photo Taken" Outfit
Key Items: Wild clothing that, when worn outside Coachella, would get you institutionalized
The "Ridiculously Fit Shirtless Bro" Outfit
Key Items: No shirt; abs; cut-off shorts.
The "Don't Take Anything These Guys Offer You" Outfit
Key Items: Hyper-macho slogan tees; sketchy smirks; owns a van
The "Ignorance" Outfit
Key Items: Native American-style headdress
