The dad vibes are v strong with this EG bucket. This is like Kmart brand point and shoot film with the orange date and time in the right corner vacation photos vibes. Pops is on the beach in a hat like this, simultaneously smoking a cigarette and helping you fly a kite. Damn dawg, dads in the '80s were too legit. You probably can't even smoke a cigarette on a beach anymore, let alone assist a tiny human being fly a kite without someone getting all up in your bussiness. But you can wear a sort of dumb hat unironically while you go about your business of running errands and doing favors for people and having a boss and slowly realizing the inexorability of life and why your dad wears whatever the fuck he finds.