So you made the plunge and copped some outerwear for half off from last season on the 15th. It may have taken a week of eating Cup Noodle to save up, and you may have had to go one size up 'cause that's all that was left, but you feel like you're about to sem-stunt on that one show-packed day. Then you see what other people are affording, and you realize that you're fucking with entirely different tax brackets. You can comfort yourself by thinking that these dudes just place too much importance on gear, but it's probably also time you try to lengthen your dough.