Here's What the Models at London Collections: Men Are Actually Thinking

There's more to them than just a face.

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The models who strut down the runway are typically stone-faced fashion killas who are meant to show off how the clothes look, hang, and move. But let's not forget: Behind those sculpted cheekbones and hungover eyes are human beings. Human beings with real thoughts. Even if they're not paid to express these thoughts, we utilized our mind-reading skills to tap into what lies beneath those perfectly symmetrical dome-pieces. From cocky overconfidence to just tryint to survive the trip down the catwalk, these are What the Models at London Collections: Men Are Actually Thinking.

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"I hope they don't notice my sweating problem."

"Found my new weekend look."

"Oh no. I'm stuck. I've forgotten how to walk!!"

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"

"I can't see. I CAN'T SEE!"

"I'm going to have to book a double session with my therapist after living out this childhood nightmare."

"I am a God."

"Remember, with high heels, it's heel then toe. Heel. Then toe. You got this."

"God I hope we get to choose the outfits we take home."

"Holy shit, there's the girl I stood up last week. Just stay cool. She probably doesn't even see you..."

"Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts. Don't think about the gulag where they keep all the models. Think happy thoughts."

"Okay, as soon as I get to the end of the runway, I'm gonna take off and not stop until I'm miles away from the model gulag."

"This dye better fucking rinse out."

"I gave up college for this?"

"Wait, am I wearing underwear? I hope this isn't the only sample."

"I really shouldn't have taken those shrooms at the last show."

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