The New York Times has uncovered the latest trend that you will not be signing on with.

ALERT: People are getting major plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrity.

And while we've noticed bizarre cases of this before (shout outs to the NYT for linking to Complex Style), apparently enough people are doing it that it warrants about a million words in the paper's vaunted pages. This includes the lady above, who got a $6,500 nosejob to look more like Heather Locklear. If you'd like to feel weird and a little grossed-out and read a few doctors and experts talk about patient autonomy, medial ethics, and the psychology of beauty, head on over. But before you do that, let's all collectively face-palm and then inquire about the logistics of a group emigration to Canada.

[via The New York Times]