Kenny Powers' Greatest Outfits From"Eastbound and Down"

White trash chic.

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This coming Monday will be a day of mourning all across America. Thousands of people will call out of work. A somber pall will be cast over our country’s schools. There will be a rending of garments and gnashing of teeth. The day we’ve all feared is finally upon us. The People's Champion, The Shelby Sensation, The Reverse Apache Master, The Man with the Golden Dick, Doctor Cock and Balls, La Flama Blanca himself Kenny Powers will be taking his snakeskin-booted walk into the sunset.

Kenny Powers has taught us so much over four seasons of Eastbound and Down. Science has proven that those who watch the show are better lovers, fighters, and users of recreational narcotics thanks to the teachings of America’s favorite reliever. But, alas, it's time we send him off with a long overdue tribute to the best dressed professional athlete since Dennis Rodman. Here are Kenny Powers' Best Outfits From Eastbound and Down.

If you don’t appreciate this curveballin’, jet-skiin' fashion killa, you’re fucking out!

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Gym teacher chic means cozy boys putting in work.

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Black on black on black always matches.

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Kenny lays down the law with his tailor.

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Winners always dress for competition.

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All these sartorial bangers means you must be at the gun show.

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Kenny is man. Hear him roar.

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Shades everywhere you need them.

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When in Rome, offend the Romans.

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A Biblical sexual innuendo covers all the bases.

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La Flama Blanca sets his hair free.

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A fine linen shirt fit for a rooster's funeral.

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Because every lady blinks on the reg.

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A real man sets ground rules with his wardrobe.

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The couple that buys airbrushed T-shirts together stays together.

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If your shirt's funny, you don't have to be.

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Our man flips the script on traditional Holiday gear.

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Your boy wears his politics on his (lack of) sleeves.

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Remember to think outside the box when you accessorize.

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La Flama Blanca rides again.

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These colors don't run and neither does KP.

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