With their tank tops, flip-flops, croakies, and beer-stained pastel polos, who knew that frat bros were so concerned with fashion? Business Insider was tipped off to an email that was making the rounds at Emory University, in which a frat's "apparel chair" criticizes his bros for their sense of style and offers ridiculous advice. After promising a weekly email with dos and don'ts, the email launches into a trend breakdown that includes "Statement Scarves" and "Earthy Tones" and advice on how to dress well.
Seriously, do yourself a favor and read the below email in its entirety:
You are poorly dressed.
