Joya makes candles so fancy that I bought one once and that shit got 28 likes on Instagram. 3Sixteen had Joya make a fancy candle in celebration of their 10th anniversary. The product description mentions stuff like top, middle and bottom notes. I have no fucking clue what a top note is, but this candle smells like spearmint, lime, rum, rosemary and cedar leaves, amongst other delicious things. That’s a lot of notes, but I trust Johan and Andrew because they’ve made it 10 years, so clearly they’re doing something right. Pro tip: Don’t keep your fancy candles in the bathroom. Girls won’t be impressed. They’ll just think you take excessively smelly dumps.