As we previously slandported (slandered/reported, get with it), Jay Z x Barneys is coming and that means a lot of things. For starters, Jay Z probably had very little to do with actually designing these clothes. Two, Barneys isn't fucking amateur hour and knows how fast this shit will sell simply by attaching Hov's name to it. Any product in the entire world could have been pitched to them and they would have whipped up some drawn out, corny copy about Jay Z's impact on NEWYORKCONCRETEJUNGLEWHEREDREAMSAREMADEOF. We can also assume that, based on what we can see here, this shit is probably going to fall somewhere between sucking and being decidedly mediocre because lately that's the zone Jay Z is most comfortable with occupying. If you're more impressed with the charity angle than we are, Jay Z x Barneys New York drops November 20.